Posts tagged "dallas"
  1. 2 years ago 
    The Magisterial Estate in Dallas. I told you it was quite…large. Though not as large as some of my others.

    The Magisterial Estate in Dallas.

    I told you it was quite…large.

    Though not as large as some of my others.

     
  2. 2 years ago 

    Dallas, Dallas, it’s always fucking Dallas.

    Advice, please.

    I’m currently bein’ held in the basement of a Fellowship of the Sun Church here in Dallas.  Reason bein’ is that I agreed with a vampire, who’ll remain nameless, that I’d come to Dallas to help him locate a missin’ Vampire Sheriff.

    So I get to Dallas, and the only real way for me to figure out where this missin’ Sheriff is is to go undercover.  Well, as things ended up, the human fella I went with to the Church ended up sellin’ us both down the river.

    Well, here’s my question.  If a bunch of vampires decide to bust up the church to find the missin’ Sheriff and me, would I be responsible in any way for the resultin’ bloodshed that might ensue?

    I’m wonderin’ this ‘cause if they do find us, it’ll be because I probably led ‘em all here.  No need to go into the how and why.


    Thanks,

    Trapped Telepath in Dallas TX

    —

    Let me get this right, my dear Trapped Telepath in Dallas TX…

    You are concerned by the possibility of a group of superior vampires breaking into a church filled with zealots, fucktards committing fucktardary against vampires, innocent women and children and Leave it to Beaver lookalikes? And you may be blamed for such an attack?

    Back in my day, I would have simply burned the church to the ground with everyone inside. In fact I did. Several hundred times.

    My dear, you may be the catalyst for the attack but you are not the cause.

    Something tells me that Nan Flanagan may hold a different viewpoint.

    I will enjoy watching the bonfire on Sunday night *grins*

    — The Magister

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